Clay Travis recently tweeted: “Why does God hate Tennessee football fans?”
You know, that is an intriguing question. Why does God hate Tennessee football fans? It seems odd to me that a deity who utilized inbreeding to initiate the human population of Earth would hate Tennessee.
I mean shit, Tennessee loves inbreeding, just look in the stands on any given Saturday. I dare you to find a pair of opposable thumbs in that crowd.
God’s really being a dick on this one. Shit, the Alabama Crimson Tide has been incredible for years and they are a huge promoter of inbreeding.
But then again, there’s always the Ole Miss argument. The Running Rebels are always freaking terrible even though Mississippi leads the nation in inbreeding.
Well Clay, I guess God works in mysterious ways.
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